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One of those email gems – sharing

 Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

  

 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point

 a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

 

 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!

 

 3. Every Time Someone Asks You  to Do Something, ask If They Want

 Fries with that.

 

 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

 Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

 

 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘For Marijuana’

 

 6. Finish All Your sentences with  ‘In Accordance With the Prophecy’.

 

 7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk! And see how many looks you get.

 

 8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

 

 9. Specify That Your Drive-Thru Order Is ‘To Go’.

 

 10. Sing Along At The Opera.

 

 11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical

 Sounds All Day.

 

 12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their

 Party Because you have a headache.

 

 13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

 

 14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,

 Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

 

 15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going

 To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

 

 16 And The   Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…

 

17. Tell someone about this –  It’s Called…THERAPY